Maraqli letifeler Gencklub.com da

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1) Meyit aparan mawinin surucusu yolnan gedn qiza deyir:
-Gel otur aparim seni gezdirim
Qiz:-Ged tuullaneeeee burdan
Surucu:-Kul bawina caammat bu mawina mimmek ucun olur...


2) Wagird gorur bufetde yer yoxdu...Yemeyin goturub muellimin yaninda oturur
Muellim deyir:
Okuzlerle quwlar eyni stolda yemek yeye bilmezler!
Wagird:-Onda men ucdum...


3) Tecili yardima zeng gelir:
-Uwagim qelem,qelem udub neyleyek?
-Gozleyin gelirik:
-Siz gelene kimi,neyleyek bes?
-Helelik karandawla yazin...

4) Bir kiwi olur,yataga girmek isteyende yixilir,durur ikinci defe de uzanmaq isteyende yixilir.Durub bele deyir:
-Yaxwidir birinci defe yixilanda qalxdim,yoxsa ustume yixilardim...


5) Dovwan avtobusa minir.Gorur ki,yer yoxdu.Deyir ki,kim mene yer vermese dunenkini edecem.Ayi qorxur ve dovwana yer verir.Ayi duwende maraqli olur ki,dunen dovwan ne edib.Ve ozunu saxlaya bilmeyib soruwur:
-Dovwan qardaw dunen ne etmiwdin ki?
-Hec ayag uste getmiwdim...

6) Qiz:-Men senden ayriliram,
Oglan:-Ne daniwirsan,tepeni ezerem.
Qiz:-Medeniyyetin olsun
Oglan:-Tepenizi ezmek olar?


7) Muellim dersden cixandan sonra uwaqlara deyir:
Uwaqlar ne demek lazimdir?
Uwaqlar deyir:-WUKUR ALLAHA...


8) Nevesini yatirmaq ucun nene mahni oxuyur...1 saat,2saat......uwaq esneyerek soruwur:
-Nene qoyaacaqsan yatim,yoxsa hele oxuyursan...
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